^{Announcing today! Trump Groped Eggs!}

For immediate release to his loyal adherents only.

All purchasers must show verification of MAGA Membership!

If not an official member, you can join for a limited time for only $1000

(Gold or Silver Only)

Each of these pure white eggs are personally “Groped and Whispered To”

by our Marvelous President Trump

as they are released from one of our most beautiful white hens’ cloaca.

As our President is intent on saving our planet, his time for groping is limited.

So, act today and get your Groped Egg for a limited time for only!

$229 each!

Yes, they are cheaper by the dozen! Call right now for a discount!

Call Immediately BR549

Each egg is certified “Groped” by Egg Czar Kid Rock