An apiarist, a priest and a carpenter walked into a bar.
OK. What happened then?
A cellist walked in, opened his case and shot them with his AR-15.
OK. Why just those three?
He was stung by a bee, touched by a priest and his father was a carpenter.
OK. Was that his trial defense?
Oh, never caught and the three weren’t regulars, anyway.
OK. Did you just make all that up?
What’s your job? Gotta go, due at the Symphony Hall.